friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp
by savagepuspus March 5, 2018
by PartEikooc January 2, 2021
Bronk: Brown Wank, wanking while you are taking a dump.
Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.
Bronked off: Someone else wanking you off while you take a dump.
by Tonk Power May 14, 2021
Just a very cool person you can hang around in the universe with. The Omnissiah made him his first child and dubbed him "Echoer of Machine". Sleeper of the Universe and Hydra of Machines. Awakended in the middle of the of a Galaxy named IC1101. The biggest galaxy known in our universe in the local group.
Bronks the Mighty
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
Bronks the Great
My homie bronks right?
Oh I know bronks! He's amazing.
Omnissiah's First Born, Bronks
by Bronks October 18, 2020
In the Middle of the Universe a creature with power arose from slumber, The Omnissiah dubbed him his name as Bronks. He is the found leader of the "Children of the Omnissiah" who worship Bronks as the Almighty. His power is untouchable by all and his charisma is high.
by Bronks October 18, 2020