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Bronizer 

One who allows his pothead friends to smoke him up but refuses to pay for it themselves.
"Hey man can you chip in 10 for the bud?"

"Nah man, I'm a bronizer."
Bronizer by Youknowthatguy August 13, 2012
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BronzeRattle 

A content moderator of the mope.io wiki who thinks he is a bureaucrat.
BronzeRattle likes to put fake warnings on other users' walls to frighten the life out of them.
BronzeRattle by y = mx + b December 13, 2021
"What should we go see at the Museum?"
*shrug* "A bronzer, i guess"
Bronzer by Tenshine October 19, 2013

Bronzer Toe 

Multiple layers of skin peeled off by the unfortunate event of wearing a high heel. Each layer becomes a different shade of discoloration, resulting in a patch of skin resembling a bronzer palate.
Francesca: Your toe looks like my fucking bronzer palate!

Anna: Honey, I know. It's a bronzer toe.
Bronzer Toe by gigiomo July 13, 2011
A term given to young snowboarders who just live for the snowboarding scene and hang in packs at the park all day in their fresh get-ups
Equivalent to Grommets in the surfing scene
Wow look at all the Bronzers hanging at the half pipe today

I am dating this guy that is really into snowboarding, he is such a bronzer
Bronzer by vonbronzer September 2, 2010

Bronzer Cream 

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan
My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!
Bronzer Cream by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

bronzer burner 

A bronzer burner is a slutty girl who wears an excessive amount of bronzer on her face. They're normally girls who are tan already, and make it look that much more stupid to wear any of it.
Dude: Hey bronzer burner! You know, you remind me of Abraham Licoln, the penny version anyway.
bronzer burner by Bronzeburnin707 February 4, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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