Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a humanwall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.
So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a humanwall to block visual contact between me and Fran.
A term used to describe a person that is always unable to go anywhere or do anything because they don't have any money. Often used in a snide way when referring to a person that consistently uses lack of money as an excuse for not going out.
Taylor: "Hey, did you talk to Dave about going out for beers after work tonight?"
Justin: "Yeah...he said he has no money...like always"
Taylor: "Man, that Brokeahontas never does anything with us any more"
When a friend does something so idiotic that you have to question your friendship....not end it, necesarily, but set some time aside to question your bromance.
Ravi: Andy why the EEFFFF you bring all these douchebags to hang out with us?
Andy: What are you talking about they are all cool guys
Ravi: No there are not...they are borderline cunts...if you keep bringing them around, I'm going to have to put you on brobation!
A vacation amongst male comrades, or 'bros' as they are known. Generally a road trip to a desirable spot which allows for good bonding and all sorts of unchecked shenanigans.