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A condition found in gyms and fitness clubs where a bro with a massive upper body habitually skips Leg Day in order to keep his pumped state in the region of his upper body.

The resultant lack of fitness to the legs leaves the Bro deformed with a monstrous upper torso and arms with tiny little old lady spindly legs.
Oh, man, Scott (because all Bros are named Scott), really has The worst case of Brolio that I've ever seen. I don't think his legs have ever done anything but walk his ass over to the dumbbell rack.
Brolio by Mastermind Excello May 20, 2015
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This word was an accident when I meant to text “brooooooooo” but my thumb hit the wrong keys so it came out “brooooliooo”.

Now it’s a hip new word to call all your closest homies. Reserve this sick work only for the people you love the most
“Hey wassup Brolio”
Not much very close friend of mine

“He’s such a brolio”
“Brolio, I knowlio”
Brolio by Gbabe October 29, 2017

de Broglie 

Possibly the most disgusting sounding name ever to exist, it was the name of a scientist who came up with the photoelectric effect or some bullshit.

The name can be used in place of any other word as long as the intent is to convey that something is gross, nasty, dirty, etc.
-"Dude, I totally de Broglie'd that chick last night!"
-"I don't know whether to be happy for you or completely disgusted!"

-"Aw dammit, I stepped in dog puke."
-"Ugh, that's de Broglie"

-"Bro, Kyle has some major de Broglie on his face."
-"That's disgusting!"
de Broglie by AmandaSucks May 19, 2010
brogli by ekyt27 November 29, 2016
a dwelling made of snow that is inhabited by bros
Bro 1: "So what did you end up doing when the blizzard hit."
Bro 2: "Me and my bros decided to build a huge brogloo to slay slampieces in."
Bro 1: "Sweet bro."
brogloo by brosedion July 30, 2010
The brain wasting disease causative of broliferation at large. Symptoms include chronic surfing disorder (C.S.D.), compulsive 24 pack purchasing (C.T.F.P.P.), and the often deadly D.M.B. Levels of infection are pandemic in Southern California where brave brolio patients can be heard loudly exhalting eachother to the level of a particular women's undergarment, but sadly the symptoms are often overlooked or misdiagnosed as marijuana addiction and failing any early detection this disease is almost always fatal.
Worried Parent: Doctor, is there any news?

Doctor: I'm afraid young Keanu has contracted Brolio. He may only have 60 years to live. I'm very sorry.

Worried Parent: Like, whoa! I just totally thought he was a pot-head bra! Noweigh!
brolio by Capt.Crunk June 3, 2009