Broccomole

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

Broccomole by macstavern June 18, 2011

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broccoleak

Jaihphxykahkiboobie

Lesser to an Eggsparagus

Glasses
Is an acorn
Peanut Butter
Taller than me

Red

broccoleak: hi
Eggsparagus: im better than you
broccoleak: no u

broccoleak by Eggsparagus May 10, 2019

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Broccomole • Broccodile • broccoleak • broccoleye

Broccodile

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

Broccodile by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

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broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

broccoleye by a broccolee December 15, 2010

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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