Broccomole

n. The creamy delicacy consisting of guacamole, steamed, chopped & chilled broccoli carefully blended with the love only a health nazi can give her newborn child. For best results, curl up on couch wearing your favorite sweatpants and oversized nightshirt, serve with liberal portion of Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos and a cheap bottle of Crianza.

Jackie: mmm can't wait to have my deli-sliced turkey without a bun and broccomole for lunch--again!

Broccomole by macstavern June 18, 2011

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broccoleak

Jaihphxykahkiboobie

Lesser to an Eggsparagus

Glasses
Is an acorn
Peanut Butter
Taller than me

Red

broccoleak: hi
Eggsparagus: im better than you
broccoleak: no u

broccoleak by Eggsparagus May 10, 2019

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Broccomole • Broccodile • broccoleak • broccoleye

Broccodile

The result of merging a crocodile with everybody's favourite green leafy vegetable, the broccoli.

Dude 1: "Holy shit! That looks like a green leafy crocodile!"

Dude 2: "That's a Broccodile, bro."

Broccodile by BroccodileLover January 13, 2010

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broccoleye

broccoli...but plural. and better.

Mom: eat your vegetables darling!
Darling: but i don't like broccoli
Mom: It's broccoleye
Darling: well in that case, maybe I'll try some
*munch munch*
delicious!

broccoleye by a broccolee December 15, 2010

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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