Brobing

(rhymes with probing) When a straight man unwittingly cruises a gay man with earnest lingering eye contact. Also: brobe, brobed

"Gurl, he not gay, he just brobing you."

by PleasurePilot November 2, 2014

Brobe

Its a piece of clothing commonly used/worn when you have a Broath. Its a robe for bros. Referring to Barney Stinson from "How I met your mother".

Episode 19, Season 7.

Me and my bros wore our brobes to the broath.

by Brother Kludex March 13, 2018

Brobe

A babe who is considered a bro.

Cool Story, Brobe. You should tell it again.

by GoldenOrson March 30, 2015

Brobes

Fat, Hairy, sweaty man titties.

Dude buddy, look at that dudes Brobes, dude. They are like majestic, dude buddy.

by noodle1980 June 17, 2009

brobee

To fornicate with an alpaca or a lama

"yo dude I brobeed that alpaca yesterday!"

by Dashiki Man January 11, 2008

Brobe

An ordinary t-shirt ripped directly in half. Could be any t-shirt, but MUST be ripped in half to be considered a brobe.

Bro 1- Yo did you see Lance rip his T-shirt in half?

Bro 2- Yeah, he was making his very first brobe.

by mindbloweruper October 23, 2011

Brobe

The coolest member of your friend group. They are always the most respected member and everyone can always rely on them for anything. A brobe is always a super cool fun person that is probably more mature then the rest of the group but know how to have a lot of fun. Not every friend group has a brobe, brobes are a special breed of person. If you have a brobe in your friend group you are extremely lucky.

Friend one: Have you seen Brobe?
Friend two: No, he is probably out saving lives.

by BrobeSquad March 19, 2020