Broathlon 

When two bros are in a heated and intense competition to see who can say bro the most in a different way.

At the end of the 2009 film, "I Love You, Man", both Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) and Sydney Fife (Jason Segel) engage in a Broathlon inlcuding the brononyms: Man, Bro Montana, Bud, Dude, Brosiph Goebbels etc...

Bro 1: "Sup Bro"
Bro 2: "Not much brosif and you?"

Bro 1: "Just chillin Broheim"
Bro 2: "Cool brodog"
Bro 1: "Yeah, so you going out tonight bro-land-security?"

Bro 2: "Dude, good broathlon"

Broathlon by Milpa Bro October 15, 2011

Broathlon 

When you and your bro get after it and accomplish two or more outdoor activities in a single day. Best when taco's are consumed afterwards.

My buddy Bryce and I went surfing, trail running and mountain biking yesterday. What a sick broathlon!

After we crush this broathlon, let's crush some motherfucking tacos.

Broathlon by BJ McHenry December 7, 2021

brothondo

a slang for "bro" which is already a slang for "brother".

guy 1: "Who took this awesome pic yo?"

guy 2:"idk....Some awesome brothondo from Modesto!"

brothondo by ryken August 25, 2009

Biathlon 

A fantastic sport which combines physically demanding cross country skiing and precise marksmanship; the only people capable of participating are extremely cool. Never mess with a biathlete, they have rifles. Real skiers ski uphill, in tight spandex.

Wow! Look at those CRAZY cool people!! They must be competing in a Biathlon.

Biathlon by Biathlon chick April 28, 2009

Biathlon 

The greatest drinking game that people may also know has bobsled or tobongo. There are two teams lined up facing each other across two ends of a beer pong-sized table. Set up beer pong cups on each end. Player 1 shoots while a person on their team, player 2, stands across from them relaying the ball back until player 1 makes a cup. Player 2 drinks then hands to player 3 to flip (like in flip cup) and to x many other players to flip, and the last person the flip, let's say Player 4, takes Player 1s spot to shoot next. Player 1 moves to Player 2s spot to relay. And continue all the way through until one team makes all the cups.

Person #1: “yo! Wanna play caps or beer pong?”
Person #2: “nah that’s lame. Let’s play Biathlon! The mother of all drinking games”
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“And on the fourth day, God created Biathlon.” - Book of Genesis

Biathlon by chargedgirlz May 25, 2018

Urban Biathlon 

Far more accessible than the winter and summer Olympic Biathlons, an Urban Biathlon is riding a bicycle 10 miles, stopping at a batting cage for 20 pitches, and then repeating 4 times, for a total 50 mile ride and possible 100 hits. Lowest time and highest number of hits wins.

My friends and I got drunk on Saturday afternoon and invented the urban biathlon, biking dangerously through traffic, and then hitting things at the local baseball batting cage. I ended up finishing in 3 hours with 70 hits, but my friend Anne won with 2 hours 50 minutes and 71 hits. Suck!

Urban Biathlon by MaoTseDan August 28, 2007

Hackney Biathlon

Hackney biathlon

Mate did you hear bout Johno? He got himself shot in a Hackney biathlon last night.... Geez what dat mean ? Bruv it's a drive by shootin init ..

Hackney Biathlon by williewumpkin May 5, 2018