Skip to main content
Breaks the mold of the typical CEO. The Brogrammer of the executive ladder

Assigns nicknames to every employee of the company
Keeps it real by wearing American Apparel - because it is made in America
Believes that extending the boundaries set by common political correctness etiquette is another way of bonding with subordinates
My CEO is a BroCEO, today he brought beer for employees, because he is the CEO that you want to have a beer with
BroCEO by enonymous June 19, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

brocolini 

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew
Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
Brocepholosophus by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011

Broccoli Boi

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli
*Bakugo hurts BROCCOLI BOI*
Me and you:WE SHALL DEFEND OUR LITTLE BROCCOLI BOI NO MATTER WHAT!
Broccoli Boi by TodoBaku February 20, 2019

Brociopath 

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).
Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."
Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011

Chicken rice & broccoli 

Steroids. Whenever insert Hollywood celebrity here is asked how he managed to gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 months, he'll always say that it was a lot of "Chicken rice & broccoli."

See also: dat dere celltech
"Bro what are you talking about? Of course Chris Hemsworth is natural. He said it on the Tonight Show, it was just 6 months of chicken rice & broccoli."

bromeopathic medicine

When you're feeling sick or down, hanging out with your bros can provide a therapeutic effect, thus alleviating whatever symptoms you may have been experiencing.
Yo man, Jeff just broke up with his girl, we should go chill over his place for a while, he could use some bromeopathic medicine.

Before going to the hospital, always try a little bromeopathic medicine.
bromeopathic medicine by M Rockwell September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on April 18, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
Load more