Brittney most often defined as a fat assed bacon eating canadian making history being the girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another wanna be whore but cannot supply change for a dime so she has to settle for being a slut and give it away
Dude, that decease ridden Brittney the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by the jester of all jesters February 8, 2010
by randompandemonium09 October 3, 2009
A hoe who flirts with married men and hits on mexican waiters at La Mesa. She rudely farts all over the couch where I sleep at night. She wants my body. I want hers. We get mistaken as lesbians at the gay club. But thats okay.
by iwhipmyhairbacknforth March 22, 2011
A virgin girl who is fat, short, annoying, weird and has no ass. She will ask you awkward questions about your sex life because she's never been touched and is curious. Often stares at other girls when they are changing clothes, in an awkward way. Brittneys may be lesbians for lack of men wanting them.
by BeefyQueef69 February 9, 2011
Ugly, stinky, smelly, annoying girl. Nobody like her because she is a loner. She sucks, even more than a vacuum.
by Tiffany ramirez February 3, 2019
Has an extremely long neck. Will deep throat anything except an actual dick. She screams all the time and flinches at the slightest movement. She's very book smart but basically a vegetable when it comes to street smarts. Yet she claims shes a thug. She loves Tom Cruise, and hates being called Britney Spears. She's pretty much a basic white girl in most ways.
Reilly: "That girl seems pretty slow"
Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"
Gage: "But she aced all her finals"
Reilly: "She must be a Brittney"
by John Neiger Smith May 16, 2017