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A bald-shaven, muscular man who enjoys juggling his jugs at inopportune times in inappropriate places; conversely, a highly sensitive and sugary fellow who only wants to find true love with a sweet little sandwich-maker.
Girl 1: Ewww, did you see that guy in church yesterday?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's kinda rude, but once you get to know him, you realize he's just a Brigman.
by His brotha from anotha motha. December 13, 2010