Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

Dick-Brick

(N) An individual who's personality is likened to slamming a brick on ones own dick.

Wow! That guy is a dick-brick.

by Ogre39666 February 1, 2009

dick brick sandwich

Removal of male genitalia with two bricks

I'm gonna give that two timing son of a bitch a dick brick sandwich

by Сука Блять February 22, 2015

Brick Dick

Very old and crusty dicks that are extremely hard and red

"I tool my sugar daddy to bed and when I pulled down his pants he had brick dick."

by Abortion69420 December 19, 2019

Brick dick

When you and your girlfriend are oral intercourse and she trys to bite down on your shaft and the dick is so hard that the girls teeth fall out.

I got head from my girl yesterday and I Brick dicked her

by Young bull’s gay partner April 29, 2019

Brick Dick

This is the slang term for a guy who has a some what large chode and its almost as gurthy as a brick.

Man... did you hear about Colin’s Brick Dick?

by spookycloutman November 30, 2017