Brian is a klutz. He dates everyone and will never find the one. He is athletic, but weak. He is very stubborn and often does something he will later regret. He is a picky man who won't like you unless he fits his expectations. In other words, he's a prick. He can be funny but at most times he is just very annoying. He has to win at everything and is very arrogant.
by Taetae118 July 9, 2017
The nicest boss anyone could ask for. Loves Miller Highlife, and cigarettes. All the girls in the bakery want to suck his dick but he won't let any of them because Brett does it best. When nobody came find him Brian is usually taking a shit.
Brian
by Brian C Morse March 15, 2015
That one guy who sits around playing World of Warcraft and Minecraft all the time, to the point where it's taken over his life. You think he's you're best friend until about 6 months later you begin to realize how big of an asshole he really is. Brians will make insulting jokes, they'll put you down, try to get with your best friend after dating you, and they'll call you names for no reason because they are mentally still an immature 8 year old girl. Not all Brian's are terrible, but it tends to be the Mexican Brian's you meet that will stab you in the back.
by cheetaraMS July 4, 2014
A small penis-wielding china man. He is commonly found in the parks looking at little girls. Beware of Brian, because although his penis may be small, he tries to put it in every hole he finds. This includes coin slots, doorknob holes, and electrical sockets. Usually you'd want to avoid anyone named "Brian".
Guy 1: Hey I heard Brian is coming to the party.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
Guy 2: Gross bro, I heard he tries to molest children. I'm not coming.
by Devinny April 6, 2019
Brian - an alternative to saying "blunt" or "joint." In reference to Brian Dubie, Republican nominee for governor of Vermont. He himself wants to remove jail penalties for possession of marijuana in Vermont.
by Yelpest25 August 31, 2010
by brianlovesaxel September 5, 2023