Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all, brett favre is nothing but a overrated, over-throwing, a little above average quarterback in the NFL who should stay retired and keep modeling for his hick, wrangler jeans.
1:Dumbass Packer Fan: HEY! thats brett favre!
Intelligent Sport Fan: No thats not. That's Steve McNair.
2: Person #1: Who should i draft in my fantasy football draft? I go #7 overall.
Dumbass Packer Fan: Draft Brett Favre! He's gonna be a beast this year!
Person #1: That might be a good idea
Intelligent Sport Fan: you're kidding right?! haha, i'd rather draft Ryan Fitzpatrick
#3 Arrogant packer fan: I really hope brett favre doesnt retire.
Intelligent Sports fan: why not? hes an old, washed up piece of shit. Yeah he had a good season last year, but look at his weapons. Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Ryan grant?! It's not that hard to be that good, he got pretty lucky too.
Arrogant Packer Fan: so? he basically makes the packers.
Intelligent sports fan: who gives a shit? wouldnt you rather win, and have a chance for the superbowl than to just have brett favre?
Arrogant packer fan: eh, prolly not. i love brett, i'd prolly blow him.
Intelligent sports fan: typical.
Intelligent Sport Fan: No thats not. That's Steve McNair.
2: Person #1: Who should i draft in my fantasy football draft? I go #7 overall.
Dumbass Packer Fan: Draft Brett Favre! He's gonna be a beast this year!
Person #1: That might be a good idea
Intelligent Sport Fan: you're kidding right?! haha, i'd rather draft Ryan Fitzpatrick
#3 Arrogant packer fan: I really hope brett favre doesnt retire.
Intelligent Sports fan: why not? hes an old, washed up piece of shit. Yeah he had a good season last year, but look at his weapons. Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Ryan grant?! It's not that hard to be that good, he got pretty lucky too.
Arrogant Packer Fan: so? he basically makes the packers.
Intelligent sports fan: who gives a shit? wouldnt you rather win, and have a chance for the superbowl than to just have brett favre?
Arrogant packer fan: eh, prolly not. i love brett, i'd prolly blow him.
Intelligent sports fan: typical.
by luke lay July 18, 2008
Trying to see if you still got it. After you have passed your prime, trying to continue just to see if you can. Coine by Andre 3000 in the song Da Art of Storytelling Part 4.
by Siji Moore December 5, 2007
The act of sending a dick picture (via text message) to a female in which you've most likely just met/started talking to, not too long ago. This is an alpha male trait that is only done by the boldest men, who have the confidence, the precise angles, and the kind of soul snatching slammer that no woman could resist. This act is usually done by complete surprise, although a warning which is given in "hint" form is also acceptable. Otherwise you might fall into the category of a creep/weirdo.
This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
This phrase is most often used when speaking to another friend about the new girl he's been telling you about. Its is NOT a phrase that women would OR should know about, and shall not be used in a woman's presence
me : Damnnnnn she's fine bro! Did you even Brett Favre Her yet??
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.
friend : Naw, but im easing her into it a little bit right now. So by the time i get home, i could Brett Favre Her just to add as the finishing touch.
by RowdyRodThatPipesHer March 12, 2017
A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
by Salty ballz November 8, 2013
A douchebag who doesn't know when to quit.
Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Derived from Lou Gerig's disease
In 1939, when Gehrig sat for the first time in years after a streak of 2130 starts, the Detroit crowd gave him a standing ovation as he sat slumped in the dugout, his eyes welling with tears.
Favre's starting streak ending unlike Gehrig's after returning from countless retirements, to an awful season performance, a sexual harassment charge, and venom from the state that once loved him.
Favre was a douchbag to the very end:
“I heard people say ‘Hate for the streak to end like this,’” Favre said. “End like what? It’s been a great run.”
Only in your mind Brett, only in your mind.
Why is Dave at the club? Isn't he like, 45 years old? Everyone thinks he's a joke out there dancing like that.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
I know dude, but be a little bit understanding. He's got a bad case of Brett Favre's Disease.
After Tom sent those pictures to Jenny after her constant ignoring of his text messages he realized a horrible truth; He had Brett Favre's Disease.
by lawlawlaw December 14, 2010
if you have the name brett favre, that gives you the ability to do anything you want and retire from it and do it again and retire from it and do it again similar to chuck norris effect
by donjoivate September 23, 2009
I sent her a brett favre
by Ramper2 October 28, 2019