The Bressler 

An evil snarl beast creature that uses it's lizard tongue to whisper sweet nothings into your ears. Once your under its spell it will suck your brain for advice but never use any of it.

The Bressler called me for advice but never used any of it?

The Bressler by The Almighty Van! January 4, 2022

Bressert 

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.

'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'

Bressert by terri2028 October 22, 2016

Bressert 

A food item of the sweet category, that can be eaten for either breakfast or dessert.

Goddamnit, Mary are you eating dessert for breakfast? No Frank it's bressert.

Bressert by Professor Cockinbutt July 9, 2017

Baesslered

Baesslered- 1.to be pwned and pwned hard. 2. To be shown your inferiority in all things

Excuse me sir, I am Andre Agasi lets play a game of tennis.

*one game latter*

You got BASSLERED!!

Baesslered by PWnage November 18, 2003

bressert 

Dessert after breakfast.

I might have some pudding for bressert.

bressert by Italianboy826 May 14, 2008

Bressert 

Bressert (n) is a portmanteau of breakfast and dessert. The sweet end to breakfast, much as dessert is to dinner.

'Dude, my favourite part of breakfast is bressert. Did you see those cronuts?!'

Bressert by terri2028 October 22, 2016

bressner 

Bressner has a monster cock, he is the king of Bryant and no one can be throne him. Bressner also has the fattest crush on his brother Hagan, they share wet sloppy kisses on top of a pile of thrifted clothing. Bressner would beat anyone half to death (preferably a woman), if the reward was a cowboys first down.

Wow I just took the biggest bressner and clogged the toilet.

bressner by CowboysHater4000 November 23, 2021