Breastsicle 

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle

That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!

Breastsicle by James299 June 9, 2016

Breastsicle 

Where the tee-tah (breasties) are trying to breast feed nothing... so the woman may squeeze out booby milk and it just happens in a cold temperature and freezes as pointy icesicles that her infant, or husband, or dog may want to lick.

Woah Aunt Truitee! Your dog sure likes your breastsicle!

Breastsicle by meowman(fartonme!) August 11, 2010

breasticles 

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

breasticles by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles 

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

breasticles by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

Breasticles 

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

Breasticles by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

breastices by nick May 3, 2005

breasticles 

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.

Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.

breasticles by knifewounds January 16, 2009