Breakfast Jack 

Any form of manual genital manipulation that occurs prior to 10AM.

I woke up with morning wood but my girlfriend is on her period so I had to settle for a Breakfast Jack.

My folks left early this morning so I managed to get in a Breakfast Jack before school.

Breakfast Jack by Basil Hill February 15, 2009

Breakfast Jack 

This morning treat is an excellent source of protein.

Bro: You ready for the gym this morning, Brah?

Brah: Yeah, I just had a huge breakfast jack, Bro.

Breakfast Jack by d kizzle February 25, 2009

breakfast fap-jack 

The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.

I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.

breakfast fap-jack by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

Lumber Jack Breakfast by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008

jacksonville breakfast 

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

jacksonville breakfast by clever clover November 23, 2009

Jacksonville breakfast 

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

Jacksonville breakfast by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Jacks Breakfast 

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

Jacks Breakfast by Jack=bad April 20, 2021