i'd break her in half

a phrase used in describing an attractive female whose figure is far too petite for hardcore sexual intercourse.

Commonly heard from the lips of a rather large and/or cocky male figure who feels his brute force may, in fact, injure the above-mentioned female.

(hott girl walks by)

Hyper Guy: Dude, check her out! Boy, what I'd do for a night with that...

Cool Guy: Whatever man, I'd break her in half. Let's go hit on the softball team.

Hyper Guy: Good idea!

by Sam Polk April 8, 2007

i'd break her pelvis

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.

See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

by whoneedsbevel November 21, 2006

I'd break her legs

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

by R.M April 12, 2005