A gay kid with no body definition. He has no chest, no abs, no ass, ugly feet, and likes to bump uglies with Guatemalan emo boys. He normally fantasizes over Tom Holland and known to fap over him. He never keeps his socks on around his guy friends.
Mary: "OMG did hear about Parker at the party?"
Becky: "Yesss, Parker was acting like a total Braxton ."
Becky: "Yesss, Parker was acting like a total Braxton ."
by FatherDickRier April 7, 2020
A very hot guy with abs a huge dick. He loves mud riding, drinking all the time, and you’ll never see him without his juul. He has no filter and says what he thinks. Girls love him so much and always think about him. Every girl wants to fuck Braxton
by 10042004 March 4, 2019
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by B4Ugo KMA July 28, 2010
This, in most cases, refers to the annoying kind of depressing behavior we've all seen once in our life. Often, this kind of person is currently dealing with a useless conflict between a person who is using them for attention or his/her friends who are actually giving correct and useful advice. Also this term also relates to dumbass sayings by said Braxton used in constant joking and shaming.
Person 1: "I think I should go cry myself to sleep because you guys are giving me an ultimatum between you and McKayla!"
Friends of Person 1: "Ok you fucking Braxton"
Friends of Person 1: "Ok you fucking Braxton"
by DonTheNugget January 14, 2017
An ugly person who is addicted to sex and will never commit. If you get a Braxton don’t expect him last
by Dhenishdkd April 25, 2019
A extremely hot muscular guy. He has a huge penis. He is also extremely kind and is in general just a chick magnet. He is the biggest of Chads. He is overall the coolest person ever.
by 69_dim_97 November 25, 2021