Brawn·do·bitch
*noun*

brôndō biCH

A Thirst mutilator, when a thirsty person has discovered someone who they once thought to be attractive was not who they really were unto a point where it causes a person to have less or even no libido. Some cases may be severe and require medical attention and proper medication.

An unattractive woman (or male/transgendered person) who uses deceptive or illusionary tactics via media trickery and/or artistic makeovers to attract men, women, or others who are extremely thirsty(desperate for a significant other or mate for the act of sex).
The intent of a Brawndo Bitch is to hide their true image or self for the act of sex or guilt tripping a person into a relationship full well knowing the people they intend to attract would have no interest if they had been told up front and honestly of who they are or appear to be.
man 1: Yo, people were saying last night that caitlyn jenner thought you were cute
man 2: I told that Brawndo Bitch to kick rocks,i ain't fuckin with no dudes
by Topmanstan November 3, 2021
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