When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"
Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.
by The Bootjacker April 15, 2011
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