BrandonPlant

A really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? This person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! Favorite word is "ok" and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. Has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. The first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would NEVER do it again! Sorry kid, looks like your a virgin for life!

Dude, that BrandonPlant is one smelly stalker!!

BrandonPlant by Bport012 March 31, 2009

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BrandonPlaysStuff

BrandonPlaysStuff (aka Cumputer Man) dumbass bitch who plays Pokémon and makes Izuru Kamukura ASMR. He also makes music but nobody cares./hj

Someone:BrandonPlaysStuff is a great singer
Me: no

BrandonPlaysStuff by Homeecide August 21, 2021

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brandonplank

Typically used to refer to someone who is racist and/or supports slavery. Lacks any form of common sense and will manipulate others to prove a point.

Wow, that dude is such a BrandonPlank!

He was pretending to be trans? What a BrandonPlank...

brandonplank by ThisMFRacist January 25, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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