Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.

how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.

by polanco222 November 14, 2017

Brandon

A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂

Omg is that a Brandon ahhhhh runnnnnnn

by Destini789 December 24, 2019

Brandon

a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot

i hate brandon

by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.

"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"

by MontagnefromR6 March 3, 2020

Brandon

A tall 6’2 man who is FOR THE STREETS!

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.

by BAM1218 June 24, 2020

Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.

"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".

by PsychoticSpade October 9, 2018

Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!

It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed

by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018