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A brandon is a self centered lying dick. He usually acts like the sweetest guy, and like a "different type of usual guys" when really he is just a lying piece of shit. brandons have horrible acne, and really small dicks. they think they are the coolest people in the world, and fool everyone till they realize how wrong that is, and he ends up alone everytime. he is alone cause he brings it upon himself he lies, and is uses people. he is a cheater, and a piece of shit. he acts like the biggest badass in the world because he is on probation, he constantly reminds you how "bad his drug use used to be" when all in all he is a poser and the biggest pussy in the world. he is cheater, and a theif. he takes really depressed girls and ends up only caring about himself, hurting them and then leaves not giving a shit, a brandon is someone who will get hurt everyday of his life once people realize the truth,a brandon is someone who will soon get a taste of his own medicine.
"do you see that guy over there who looks like a giant piece of shit"

"oh hey look its brandon"
by ihatebrandon December 04, 2012
 
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The best boyfriend you could have. Someone who will protect his girl no matter who's hurting her. He's caring and sweet, and very funny. Longish curly hair and looooveess to make out. Hopefully good in bed but that still needs to be tested(;

Brandon is a guy who would do anything to see you. When he says he loves his girlfriend he truly means it and he'll show it.
Chrissy: Who are you dating?
Bailey: Brandon<3!
Chrissy: Lucky....
by Bob the Builder(; April 22, 2011
 
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The most amazing man I have ever met! He is smart, serious, sarcastic, funny, tough, and my soul mate. He makes me laugh even on the worst of days, and is the reason I get up each day. He makes me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world, and loves me even on the bad days when I am anything but lovable! He is my bestest friend, my partner in crime, concert buddy, and I do not know how I ever survived with out him <3
other person: Omg Brandon! he's just so amazing =)

me: Yepp, and he's mine!
by xxRosexx September 29, 2011
 
38.
Quite possibly one of the greatest people i have ever met. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women and when they look into his eyes they can't resist sleeping with him. Though that's usually not what he wants to do a man has to do what a man has to do. Has rock hard 6 pack abs and a body that makes the gods jealous. A beast at Cross Country and devouring small villages. Did i mention he can destroy them with his abs alone? Very possibly one of the sexiest guys alive. Liked by all, loved by many.
Hey do you see that rock hard man with the gorgeous features?

Yeah must be brandon
by hellacool5pointsoowooh December 20, 2010
 
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Brandon is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is fearless, and will do anything sensible, but he knows when to stop. He will love you forever, as long as you do the same. Brandon has beautiful eyes and amazing personalities. his attitude is usually funny, very funny. but hes smart too, just doesn't show it very much. he is athleic to a T, and tries hard at everything he does. he's courageous, strong, and beautiful al in one. he is the most amazing thing on earth. and i love him to death.
Guy: "Hey anyone wanna play football?"
Brandon: "me i call QB!!" and goes into position immediately.

"I love you Brandon" ~Becca
by Beeka Rootz October 07, 2012
 
40.
the most amazing man i have ever met he made me feel so special. Extremely hilarious and sexy he makes me smile and i miss him
man that guy is so brandon
by jessa456 April 27, 2011
 
41.
Brandon is a very strong, independent guy. He always straight-forward and very honest. You could trust him with your life. He's hilarious, and cute. You could drown in his eyes. Brandon typically has blue eyes, and brown hair. He loves sports & enjoys playing them too. He's the perfect boyfriend but don't toy with him or you'll lose him forever. He's easy to fall for but you must be very special for him to fall for you. He has tons of friends, boys and girls, but will always have one place in his heart for the one he loves. He's made plenty of mistakes in life, but if you're that one girl than he'll never call you one of them. If he falls for you, you'll be his best achievement and he'll be sure to tell you that. Stay with him until the end, you were meant to be.
Man, Brandon is so honest.
He's cool to be around.
He's the best guy ever.
by abcdefghijkl<3mnopqrstuvwxyz September 22, 2012
 
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A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.
Person 1: Who's that guy?

Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon.

Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?
by Bean.Bean. April 28, 2011