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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
Human Branding by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Jonathan Brandis 

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.
Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.
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Brandor Bran-dor

–adjective

1. awe inspiring: an awesome sight.

2. Slang. very impressive: That Brandor is totally awesome.
"Brandor IS Awesomeness. The only two people that Chuck Norris cannot defeat...are Bruce Lee and Brandor. And Bruce Lee is dead, so Brandor IS the definition of KICK YOUR HEAD HARD!"
Brandor by BaconForEva December 12, 2009
A. Short for brandorkimas moronicuss,
B. A dorky kid named Brandon. Idiot moron perv Retard playa
I saw brandork the other day, he ran a red light right in front of some nigga in da hood.
Brandork by Mangus Colorado October 20, 2015
A Brandi is a very down to earth girl. She loves alcohol and partying with her friends. A Brandi doesn't care what others think and doesn't have a filter. When a Brandi falls in love she falls in love hard and will give you her all. Brandis are unique people with a unique personality and can usually make you laugh without any effort but be careful because when you make a Brandi mad you might as well of released hell's wrath. A Brandi is a loyal friend to have and will do anything for people she cares about. Anyone who catches a Brandi should consider themselves lucky.
Whoa did you see that Brandi over there she's gorgeous.
Brandi by ayeyooogurllll December 28, 2014

brandiandemily 

A Brooklyn based hybrid store that sells plants and elinchrom lighting gear.
Yo, I need to get a Philodendron and a rotalux deep octa. I'm gonna stop by brandiandemily and scoop up both.
brandiandemily by dirtymisfit December 9, 2020

Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.
I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.
Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009