Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

branch hang

When a few mates have a rollicking time separate from the entire group.

I heard Nikita organised a branch hang without us.

by Wilhelm Rittenbaum June 18, 2020

tramp branch

A slutty tree.

That bitch is a straight up tramp branch. You feel me?

by ProofPudding March 1, 2016

peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.

Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much

by 0nehgh44 September 1, 2019

branched

When someone starts a topic, that has little or nothing to do with the main conversation.

Often moves away from the center of the main conversation.

Person 1: I recently had a really bad car crash... my whole car is wrecked.
Person 2: Man i think my social anxieties really causes an issue for me.
Person 1: I mean that sucks man but you just branched the conversation.

by Karl Phoenix November 18, 2021

body branch

Euphemism for a penis.

She wanted to see that thang so I snapped a pic a that body branch for her.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023