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A dude who tirelessly subscribes to dating websites in hopes of finding a soulmate. Brancatti's often morph their appearances like chameleons.
Dude, i caught my brother Brancatting on my laptop. He had mad messages from some totally tubular sluts.
by pabloescobar212 May 01, 2008
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