by Ley2Lo February 10, 2010
Brake light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the brake lights as punishment. The way you can tell if you have been Brake light punished is that there is no other car in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Brake light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.
by *Dr Dave December 27, 2010
the resulting illumination from the car in front repeatedly hitting the brakes at 40 mph or less on a highway,due to the extreme age of the (usually,but not necessarily)female driver
After driving from little rock to Branson, mo.,My eyes were burning from all the BLUE HAIRED BRAKE LIGHTS.
by lickalottery June 2, 2010
The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.
"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."
by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010
During a threesome with one guy and two girls, make sure one of the girls is clinically obese and the other is blood related. Then, have the obese girl sit on your face so you cannot breath and have your blood relative ride you. You will become beet red in the face and might not survive, but hey, you went out like a champ.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022