Brainpalm 

An action caused in response to something incredibly stupid. This occurs when one's palm meet their face in such a forceful manner that the palm ends up caving in the skull and making contact with the brain. Probably ends in death.

Guy: My mum just said that 2012 was a good movie... it was really awkward. :/

Girl: Oh geez, that movie was horrible. How could she say that? *brainpalm*

Brainpalm by SkittlesAreNomNom February 23, 2011

Brainal Rape 

Verb - Raping of the brain caused by a complicated and or confusing problem.

This math problem is a brainal rape

Johnny was brainaly raped after that biology test.

Tim: Say James, did Jenny make sweet love to you last night at the party?
James: No shes such a brainal rape i just don't understand her.

Brainal Rape by Jason Spazington September 24, 2009

Dr.BrainDamage

(verb)When someone kills you in the face and mocks you in the most retarted way possible.

I just got stabbed in the back of the head on Modern Warfare2 and was told that my mother was stabbed in the back of the head...last night, DAMN I THINK I JUST GOT DR.BRAINDAMAGED!

Dr.BrainDamage by UncleBen January 8, 2010

Brainal 

When you hear something so intellectually satisfying it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018

Brainal 

the phenomenon whereby the anus possesses it's own brain and makes it's own decisions.

brain + anal = brainal

You are walking home and the urge to shit hits you, the brain in your head tells your anus to tighten and you continue walking. You are doing very well until close to home when all of a sudden you're scrambling for your keys and fumbling to open the door, running to the toilet whilst undoing your pants and just making it in time (or sometimes not making it).

This situation occurs because the brain in your anus overrides the brain in your head. Despite your best efforts to clinch and tighten, your brainal can sense when a toilet is near and immediately starts to open the brown gates.

"the ass always knows"

Brainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Brainal 

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

Brainal by Joosy June 2, 2018

Braingasm 

When you find out some unknown piece of information, and you feel a rush of Intellectual glee. Related to intellectual masturbation, and Brain Jizzing

When Brian read the theory on equilibrium, he had a Braingasm

Braingasm by Seth-The-All-Powerfull June 1, 2010