The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.
"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)
by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009
What Super Mario does in Super Mario Odyssey (as seen as the mario fish in the gif)
Check it here and in the gif
Etymology:
Hitler first mentioned this word which may be what he did to Hinderberg in order to get in control of Germany.
Check it here and in the gif
Etymology:
Hitler first mentioned this word which may be what he did to Hinderberg in order to get in control of Germany.
Ed: Wow man, Mario can brainjack stuff in this vid look dude in the gif
Fred: Cool, did you know Hitler also did that?
Fred: Cool, did you know Hitler also did that?
by TheTroll73_[Ezman] June 17, 2017
To deliberately use someone else's brain to solve a problem or answer a question, rather than your own, even though, with time and effort, you could solve the problem yourself.
I could've worked out the answer to Fermat's Last Theorem, but I brainjacked Brian instead.
Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.
Rather than look at the map on the wall to find her way, she brainjacked me.
by Novosapien October 19, 2009
i've been brainjacked by soldier boy
by nicholas barker March 5, 2008