- the short-term disease that occurs when one is asked to recall something or give an example to prove their point, but cannot remember anything to do so

-otherwise known as EBS.
Edna: Something weird always seems to happen to me on the 18th of every month at precisely 6.09 at night
Larry: Such as.. ?
Edna: Umm.. I cant remember anything right now
Larry: Ah, empty brain syndrome
Edna: Yep
by katykinz. December 5, 2008
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the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
by danand April 1, 2012
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The condition of your brain in which late at night you think of things that make you sad, such as memories with an Ex or just fun times that you wish you could repeat and relive forever.
It also includes thinking of someone you like, but knowing that they don't like you back, or you're too afraid to find out if they do or not, therefore, you will never get to be with them.
Jay: I am sad.
Ashlynn: Why's that?
Jay: My Late Night Brain Syndrome is kicking in. All I want to do is sleep but I can't stop thinking.
by Nickkzor99 April 11, 2012
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When a person is so fucking high that he believes he is a camel, attempts to drink an amount of water larger than what he can handle and eventually ends up Dead.
We came back home only to find our swimming pool dryer than the Sahara desert , It was only a few hours later that we've discovered that the culprit was our dead neighbor Josh.
The Doctor said he was diagnosed with Camel-Brain Syndrome... The poor dude.
by Mr. Mass debator Sir. January 21, 2016
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1a: Used when someone is trying to show off their smarts; egotistical
b: When someone does something that lacks common sense;
Bill had Big Brain Syndrome (BBS) when he drew the word itself for the Word of the Day.
by Sasquatch Boi Yeet November 18, 2019
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A mysterious disease recently discovered in the Halifax area that seems to affect the way an individual tastes food, causing them to seemingly prefer much less desirable dishes and make controversial statements on food in general.
Person 1: Strawberry milk stinks, chocolate milk is so much better!
Person 2:What the hell are you talking about, strawberry milk is so much better. You must have Canadian Frozen Brain Syndrome, let's get you checked out.
by Dizzball November 7, 2021
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Used to describe Trump and his followers that have a massive disconnect from reality and fantasy, the inability to tell truth from lies and to act and say idiotic things.
A mass of people with "Broken Brain Syndrome (BBS)" showed up without masks to protest the social injustice of being in quarantine, thereby prolonging the quarantine.
by kpepper719 April 16, 2020
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