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Brafflash 

The backlash against actor Zach Braff, engendered by his production of and participation in films whose primary purpose is to show him as irresistible to attractive women despite his mopey, unexceptional demeanor. (See: Garden State, The Last Kiss.)
Due to an overwhelming Brafflash, Zach Braff found himself unemployed and destitute at age 35.
Brafflash by Spreggels February 21, 2008
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BAMFlashed 

Shitachi would get BAMFlashed by Minato.
BAMFlashed by yeah boy13 September 1, 2013

Braflaski 

term for you friend, much like bro, or brah, but way cooler
What's up braflaski?
Braflaski by callmesock October 6, 2010

Brafftastic 

1. Zach Braff making something fantastic.

2. A ZB super-fan's slang for something cool.
1.Did you see Scrubs last night? It was Brafftastic.

2. Your shirt is so Brafftastic.
Brafftastic by GeekNerd September 15, 2007

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.
That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.
baffleshit by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

brainlash 

When someone says some mad shit on a normal day.
Morgan: "Did you hear that shit banter from Chris? That shit gave me brainlash"
brainlash by Wabssnr November 11, 2022

Baffleship 

The statement of having produced multiple orgasms, four or more, to the point where the party is so cum drunk that words are mixed up. Usually this can also be shown as a devolution to guttural moans and grunts as the base communication until recovered.
You've sunk my baffleship.

You've baffleshipped me!
"I was able to sink that baffleship in way I didn't think is possible for me."
Baffleship by Mori_122 August 26, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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