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Braeties are weird, socially inept children between the ages of 5 and 8 years old. They're commonly spawned from the consumation of a Braedon and Caitie.
They are generally weird looking with glasses and are extremely talented at Jeopardy and Scrabble.
They have no friends.
Braeties are likely to be mentally retarded.
"I saw a Braetie on the street yesterday"

"Was it talking to its hand?"
by Kargos February 05, 2010