A closet homosexual who openly obsesses and professes his love for Tom Brady (Quarterback of the New England Patriots), swears Tom Brady is the greatest QB who ever lived, and, if it were possible, would bear his children if Tom would make sweet love to his man-gina.
Sane Person: "The Patriots are going to lose..."
Bradyfanboy: "You are just jealous of my Tom Brady and his awesomeness. I wish two people could fit in his uniform... I would crawl in behind him so I could feel his tight end next to my junk."
Grossed out Sane Person: "You are such a Bradyfanboy. And a douchebag."