Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.
"Fuck you Braden, but your mummy kinda thic"
by Buzz Lightener July 14, 2019
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Person 1- Ugh did you see that guy? Ewww
Person 2- he must be a Braden
by Your exxxxxxx June 11, 2019
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it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole
"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!
by LOAFMUFFIN December 10, 2007
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Braden looks like the crimson chin and bad at jokes and is bad at come backs
Braden is annoying
by Bifford did this March 23, 2019
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Braden is the type of kid who likes boys

He likes a boy named Brady and thinks that he is hot.
Did u here about the new kid Braden.
He probably likes boys
by Jodad99 November 3, 2019
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He is literally a tall girafffe,that’s it
Dang that boy a Braden
by Thatboidev March 4, 2019
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More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.

Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
by CuriousGeorgette August 15, 2019
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