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Bozo the Clown

This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
I never want to see that woman again, so I gave her the "Bozo the Clown" so she would never come back.
by jayklaw January 05, 2012
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When a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her asshole and yells, "Look everybody! I'm Bozo the Clown," as he hums the circus theme song, "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!"
My boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he's on his unicycle and performs one of them Bozo the Clowns!
by CherytheShitShow July 26, 2009
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Hey Jim, Bozo the Clown said that he would ban people he didn't like
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Bozo the clown is a variation of the spiderman. A normal spiderman is where the man ejaculates into his hand, and shoots the semen into the females face. Bozo the clown is the same, except that confetti is also used in the mixture. clown-like additions are encouraged to add authenticity; clown nose, small "honk honk" horn, unicycle, etc.
So I put on my clown outfit the other day and pulled a bozo the clown on Betty; we laughed and laughed. It was beautiful.
by Ed the sock June 24, 2011
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When a person goes down on a woman and comes up with blood around the mouth making him or her look like Bozo the Clown.
After going down on my girlfriend I realized she was on her period. I came up looking like Bozo the Clown.
by Adam Streams July 10, 2008
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