Boyle's Law

A law inherent in nature that states that everything that goes wrong in life is all Boyle's fault. It is mathematically represented by the formula Fault = Boyle(pi)^2 / DM, where DM equals the coefficient of Doug Mirabelli, experimentally found by the scientist and religious guru Bhanu Lama to have a value of 5.47 x 10^-3.

Man, I totally flunked that test yesterday. If Boyle hadn't fucked it up, I would've passed. Citing Boyle's Law, I know that it's all Boyle's fault.

by Soulja Boyle July 11, 2008

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Susan Boyle

Noun: An ordinary person. Generic for any average female. Could be anyone. Could be you.

Well, this regular Susan Boyle walked right up on stage, and she rocked it like Mick Jagger!

by Flappr February 2, 2010

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The Boyle Effect

The surprise and delight experienced when something is significantly better than originally anticipated. As per Susan Boyle on Britain’s Got Talent. The judges and audience expected a poor performance based on Susan’s frumpy appearance, but once they heard her beautiful voice – were completely overwhelmed and duly erupted into rapturous applause. If Susan had been more ‘visually appealing’, they would have expected a good performance, and consequently been less moved by the experience.

Real Estate Agent: So....what do you think of the apartment, is it what you are looking for?

House hunter: I love it! I was not expecting it to be anywhere as good as this... the pictures didn’t do it justice. Where are the papers? I must sign up today. Do you think I could get a two year lease?

Real Estate Agent: Gotta love The Boyle Effect.... works every time!

by Grounds April 26, 2009

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Andy Boyle

The latin term for the pubic hair on the head.

Cam: Wow, that guy has such Andy Boyle hair!
Joe: Yeah, the only thing missing is the penis.

by Blandyy April 26, 2011

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Boyle sips

Also known as small sips, bitch sips, pussy sips. ‘Boyle sips’ describes the action of taking small sips of a drink, especially an alcoholic beverage. This will often occur during a drinking game, such as Roxanne, where the drinker cannot handle their drink. They are a lightweight.

The term originates from a once small sipper of the Derbyshire Dales.

Oscar takes Boyle sips, can’t handle his bevvys that lad.

by AsthmaLungs July 8, 2020

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