Boxturbation
Boxturbation by Daynizzle December 7, 2003
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basturbation
masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt
you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it
basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
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Foxturbation
Noun - The act of watching FOX News to obtain talking points which justify one's racist gut inclinations.
This morning, during "Executive Time", President Trump honed his skills of Foxturbation for three hours straight.
Foxturbation by Anyone Buttrump May 10, 2018
Boxerbation
The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.
Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.
Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.
Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.
Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.
In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.
Boxerbation by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011
busturbation
busturbation by NuttyByNature2 July 21, 2010
basturbation
basturbation by snarkyken August 20, 2008
coxturbation
I was not aware of what coxturbation was until I watched a video on the web. My wife wanted to try it but I couldn't find a midget anywhere.
coxturbation by Shawdog65 January 18, 2012
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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