A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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by Sqeeezer May 16, 2007
When one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his balls, using the other hand to grab his ass causing him to hump forward. If this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab.
by Jon Lorden January 26, 2008
A beast known as Super Mario's TRUE nemesis. This turtle-like creature first appeared on the very first Super Mario game for the old-school Nintendo and was first known as the demon king turtle but later was changed to king Bowser. in Japan and to some ignorant folks in the USA call him Koopa.
He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.
He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?
Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.
Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.
He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.
He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?
Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.
Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.
Bowser: I shall tear off your flesh in tiny strips and take out your heart while you are still watching and I shall wear it as a necklace! BWA HA HA HA!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!
by leebal May 10, 2006
by iloveyouman123 April 19, 2009
The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.
What?
No you suck.
"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"
by Luigi Mario March 7, 2005
Bro, been hitting those spreadsheets like a Bowser all day.
As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.
As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.
by cwalkingozzy August 2, 2012
Bowser: Bah! i hate those pesky plumbers!, they always ruin my plans! why cant i have peach just once?
by a person that hates mario alot April 13, 2010