When kneeling behind a woman bent over, doggy style, sticking 2 fingers in the woman’s vagina, and 1 in the anus. Similar to how one would hold a bowling ball.
by ProBowler December 22, 2020
A sexual act in which one person grabs a female with their fingers in both lower holes, simulating the holding of a bowling ball.
by Charles "Chuck" Nasty August 1, 2008
by GhostBoi7777 January 4, 2023
A sexual act where a female gets into the fetal position and their partner sticks his/her thumb into the female's anus and thier middle and ring fingers into the females vagina. After the insertion is completed, the female must be lifted and brought to the nearest stairway and be rolled down the stairs, just like a bowling ball down the lane, hence the name "filthy bowler"
Person1: "Hey, you know craltan."
Person2: "Yeah, Why?"
Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"
Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"
Person2: "Yeah, Why?"
Person1: "He gave Tammi the filthy bowler, isn't he cool?"
Person2: "Did he really? He is the coolest!!"
by slopass December 11, 2003
"Aaron is such a CHODE BOWLER for setting that fetus on fire"
"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"
"Eric really told that CHODE BOWLER to fork himself off good'un!"
by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005
Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.
Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.
by Top banter. July 7, 2011
One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.
"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"
"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."
"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"
"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."
"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"
by Nooger & a ninja February 25, 2005