bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

Demonic bowel

Having laxatives while wiping with itching powdered toilet paper or poison ivy.

Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.

by foolish--1 March 27, 2018

bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.

Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.

by ChameleonDragon February 17, 2018

Toxic Bowel

Another name for Taco Bell

Hey, you guys want some Toxic Bowel? Yeah, I want to try the new Dorito Taco.

by blahsome February 18, 2012