The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.
Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.
by Vxper August 29, 2016
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