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1. A combination of bitchy and bossy

2. Someone who is a bossy bitch

My teacher gave me so many detentions. I thought she knew by now that she isn't the boss of me. That botchy no good piece of crap!

Once again my teacher gave me a ton of detentions. That botchy!
Botchy by Alayna27651 February 11, 2009
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A girl with a bob haircut that doesn't go with her face, usually looks like a cat or dog.
Look at botchy over there with her bob hair cut, she looks like a cat!

Katie Holmes Cruise looks so botchy now.
Botchy by Pen1124 February 22, 2011
a project, plan or some other interest is doomed to fail from the beginning
That is a botchy idea going camping tonight.
botchy by Craig Myran January 9, 2005

Botchy Notches 

A group of women whose autocorrect on their phones came up with this phrase. In turn they used it to form a group of women that claim to be of higher standard than others.

The higher standard can only be proven on internet forums, since there is proof of them in real life.
This women of Botchy Notches are not the original Notches. It was already made up before they came along

Botchy Notch 

A bunch of anonymous women on the May 2011 Birth Club on BBC. In order to feel better about themselves they post thoughtless and inflammatory responses in order to get a rise out of other posters. If anyone calls one of them out of her (or his) bullshit, the gang of botchy notches descend upon the post littering it with useless and insulting comments until the post is turned off for being disruptive.

Bitches with no life that life who flame on the computer.
Why did my post get shut down?

Oh the botchy notches decided it was their job to “tell it like it is” but instead flamed the post so it got shut down.

Who are they?

They are a bunch of women who hang out online all day flaming instead of improving their lives or doing real work.
Botchy Notch by Carl J. Otto September 25, 2011

botchy notches 

Botchy notches think they are the shit, but really they are douche canoes.
botchy notches by bakphatbetti August 12, 2011

Botchy Notch 

A pretentious group of friends from the May 2011 BB; opinionated, forceful girls who enjoy preaching about how honest they are, with long bouts of domineering, and the occasional gang up; ladies who are pompous and self important; something they tell themselves that many aspire to be, but very few would actually like to attain.

Girls who are likely to tell you the truth rather than fill you with unicorn lies. Unless they are asked about their 'secret club' to which they respond with condescending remarks and a somewhat bullying attitude.

HYPOCRISY! Duh!
I heard that girl is a botchy notch! Really? I want to be just like her-- ONLY JOKING! HAHAHA! She's always is so narky and opinionated when she has her computer in front of her and her cool online gang behind her! I bet she has social difficulties in the real world too!

*Where there is one there are many!
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