A Boston Tea Party is the act of getting naked and sitting sideways on someones face in an attempt to give them pink eye, while simultaneously tea bagging their ear.
Ted: Why is your eye pink?

Bob: I was the honoree at a Boston Tea Party last night.
by DrDemonic February 12, 2011
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The act of multiple men cumming and pissing in a women's mouth, ass, or vagina.
"I heard that Becky had a Boston Tea Party last night."
by Jeffrey Robbins December 17, 2021
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the Boston Tea Party is when one individual sits in a body of water and a group of men (2 or more) proceed to tea bag the person in the water until the person in the water is pruned.
Hey did you hear Sally invited the football team over to have a Boston Tea Party, and I hear they weren't studying american history.
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The act of having sex in a jacuzzi while your girlfriend is on her period.
I think me and Sarah are going to have a Boston Tea Party tonight in her new hot tub.
by Kaylynandsammy August 18, 2020
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The act of having a threesome or orgy and at least two of the participants are from Boston.
I am so hungover right now from all that Apple McCormicks vodka but it was so worth it since it got me a Boston tea party.
by Dontstopbelievin September 16, 2009
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The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.
Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!
by Kk5565 June 13, 2023
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Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!
by Metalbish February 7, 2022
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