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I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

Infinite Possibility Situation 

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.

bossability 

the word swagger is used commonly among members of the african american race and even in old spice commercials the term boss is also a common trend among rap artists like rick ross. the term bossability relates to people in a position of power including but not limited to CEO's of large companies, men named gary, and well endowed men. a person who consistantly does great or above average things definitely posseses BOSSABILITY. BOSSABILITY can be put simply as the traits the make someone a BOSS!
damn that guy has some serious bossability to him.
Gary you bossability is out of control.

Seriously you must teach me your ways, i want your bossability. boss swagger champion esteemed

Possibility Pressure

The feeling on days off that there is infinite possibility for projects, work around the house and new adventures which inevitably leads to paralysis
Beginning my next novel, taking a ten mile bike ride, cleaning my bedroom floor, all were lost, tossed under the bus, and bit the dust because of possibility pressure.

hossibility

When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.
Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."

Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"
hossibility by jizzinmyplants December 23, 2010

glass of possibility 

With every alcoholic beverage such as a glass of beer or wine being consumed, the likliness of you to go home with someone for a hook-up or one night stand is increased.
Girl #1: Are you going home with him tonight?
Girl #2: I don't think so. (shaking head)
Girl #1: Here (gives her a beer) have another glass of possibility and you'll definitely go home with him tonight!
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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