A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”
“Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
Prettiest girl in the whole school (: The perfect girl next door
The one girl, who you know is different, and makes you super happy.
The one girl who you cant help but laugh when your with her.
The one girl you dont need to make out with when your laying down with.
Maybe not the perfect girl in the literal sense, but the perfect girl for me.
The one girl, who you know is different, and makes you super happy.
The one girl who you cant help but laugh when your with her.
The one girl you dont need to make out with when your laying down with.
Maybe not the perfect girl in the literal sense, but the perfect girl for me.
Guys hanging with his friends.
"Guy1: Dude whos that?
Guy2: Thats my Bortzy :)
Guy1: who?
Guy2: my girl :)"
"Guy1: Dude whos that?
Guy2: Thats my Bortzy :)
Guy1: who?
Guy2: my girl :)"
by missyou<3 January 20, 2011