Tug-a-bort

A game that is similar to tug-of-war, this is when two pregnant women hook the ends of one clothes hanger to there respected fetuses. The two women then crawl away from each other, the first woman to lose her baby loses, or wins, whichever method preferred by the players.

Guy-Dude, my girlfriends pregnant! You should get yours pregnant too so we can play tug-a-bort!

by Euthansaia December 1, 2011

Borting out

The act of "flaking out" and or partaking in any acts of "douchebaggery".

"Man why didn't you just call me and tell me you had a family emergency instead of borting out on me and having me drive cross country for no reason!"

by SuperScrull December 14, 2011

Pormped in the bort

The future past perfect tense of pumped in the butt.

By tomorrow you will have had been pormped in the bort.

by EgonD October 8, 2010

Bort Simpsoy

This is the name of the Afghanistan version of Bart Simpson.
Bort Simpsoy!
Learn in love it Laff it!!

What is on TV tonight?
The Simpsoys Staring Bort Simpsoy!

Oh Score! We will have many larfs for sure this night!

by Stewart Larkin March 12, 2009

dirty Bort

Having sex with multiple dogs whilst smelling smelling worse than Brad Pitt.

Bart likes to do the dirty Bort multiple times daily

by Justin Yermouth June 10, 2020

'Bort

(V.) To hijack a vehicle; To make an odd noise during death by fall; To pistol-whip another person usu. cyborg.

Oh fuck! Jim 'borted me in the head!

by 'bortmastuh January 9, 2005

bimmy bort

an oaf who acks uncontrollably

mrs lucas told bimmy bort to stop saying the n word in school and he said "but they keep asking 'did you get any ass last night bim?'"

by mracksalot August 17, 2017