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14.
poop, feces, waste, turd, etc etc
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 21, 2010
 
1.
The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.
Carrie: Is that Boris? He's so cool!
Bo: Are you serious?! "cool" is just not cool enough for Boris.
Carrie: So what word's cool enough for him?
Bo: Boris. Just Boris.

When odds are against you, you're definitely a boris. it also means you'll WIN.
by Millenium Spikes September 29, 2011
 
2.
A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .
Rose : My new man Boris is setting me on fire !

Brit : Oh My !

Rose : It's his charm ;)
by Apple Blossom January 13, 2013
 
3.
An online God, who has overthrown the world of warcraft, Boris is slowly taking over the interwebz and in time will have become the new chuck norris, now known to many as chuck boris.

Boris is an idol to some and has many followers, and many haters, several of those haters have been smited down by boris's strong hind legs and powerful neck muscles.

in several months people will refer to everything as boris.
Jimmy:you know my neighbour
John:yeah?
Jimmy:he got smited
John:yeah i heard he didnt like to boris.

Alice:hey i saw boris but boris was not there so i was boris rite?
Glen:like boris?? no boris thats boris i heard it aswell so ok boris.
by Touchmahbody May 19, 2010
 
4.
A person of russian descent with little or no education with horselike facial features.

Slang term from the Brighton Beach area of Brooklyn.
I went to the grocery store today and this boris was in line in front of me.
by Albert Dubinsky October 15, 2005
 
5.
A kickass metal band from Japan alternating between drone, sludge, stoner rock, groove metal, and sometimes hardcore. They have a shitload of albums, splits, eps, and collaborations with other bands. Not a pussy band like popular j-rock.
Fuck j-rock! Boris kicks ass!
by Very Metal June 09, 2007
 
6.
the sexiest person in the world

may be a girl, we're not really sure

loves many things including his/her superheroes

really perfect
"boris is amazing" - Lava

"i know dude, hes totally the best sidekick in the world"

"I LOVE BORIS" - richard

richard loves boris loves richard
by richard the hunn2 January 17, 2012
 
7.
the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck
steve"let's go play with boris!"
kids" -.- "
by pyro3138 February 18, 2009