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Like its brother 'drunk texting', bored texting is the acting of texting someone in an usual manner when bored.
Bored Guy: *bored texting someone* Hey, are you a HFF?
Someone: *resonds* WTF?
Bored Guy: *giggles to himself* He's so a High Functioning Fuckard
by Macky_g June 04, 2014
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