normally occurs after consumption of spicy food in which the person has a painful burning sensation when defecating. Often requires lotion and/or petroleum jelly on crack of buttocks and outer anus.
Nray: Wow that Thai food was amazing.
Mike: Yea but you better be careful... everyone knows that stuff will give you booty burn
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Mike: Hey, what you up to tonight? Lets go grab some beers.
Ray: Nah, I've got the booty burn. I had 3 burritos covered in salsa.
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Jr.: Why are you walking funny?
Mike: I ate Mexican food last night and got the booty burn. Got any vaseline?
Jr: Yes and we could use that vaseline in another way too
Mike: Uh... I'm going home now
Mike: Yea but you better be careful... everyone knows that stuff will give you booty burn
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Mike: Hey, what you up to tonight? Lets go grab some beers.
Ray: Nah, I've got the booty burn. I had 3 burritos covered in salsa.
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Jr.: Why are you walking funny?
Mike: I ate Mexican food last night and got the booty burn. Got any vaseline?
Jr: Yes and we could use that vaseline in another way too
Mike: Uh... I'm going home now
by slackwear July 31, 2009
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