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Noun: When you sit in a diner booth and try to sneak a fart. The thump of the violently escaping flatulence makes a thud that can be felt by the person sitting next to you.
Don't sit next to Marc. His boothquakes average 8.2 on the rectum scale.
by M.Blur February 08, 2013

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